Highlights of the roast

Highlights of the roast

by digby

I'd guess some of you didn't catch the Al Smith dinner --- or only caught the Trump "jokes" that crash landed.  Here are a few of Clinton's jokes:


Hillary Clinton: I didn't think @realDonaldTrump would be OK with a peaceful transition of power #AlSmithDinner pic.twitter.com/6BCiP6lLCq
— New York Times Video (@nytvideo) October 21, 2016



Hillary Clinton on debating Donald Trump: Yes, I used a performance enhancer. Preparation. #AlSmithDinner pic.twitter.com/21XM8qQLBU
— New York Times Video (@nytvideo) October 21, 2016



Hillary Clinton: Donald is healthy as a horse. The one Vladimir Putin rides around on. #AlSmithDinner pic.twitter.com/GADBvXgOcf
— New York Times Video (@nytvideo) October 21, 2016



Clinton: "We'll either have the first female president or the first president who started a Twitter war with Cher" https://t.co/3wxpOnSTos
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) October 21, 2016



My personal favorite:

"I have great respect for @KellyannePolls, and since she's a contractor, he probably won't be paying her." -HRC #AlSmithDinner
— Tamara Mae (@evil_mara) October 21, 2016



Gotta get that money up front.

The tradition at the dinner is to give an inspiring closing. Trump didn't bother. This is Clinton's:



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